matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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