So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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