I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Randomize
