Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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