just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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