Too much gin, very little bucket
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
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