The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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