Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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