I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Randomize
