you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
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It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
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It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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