Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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