There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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