You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
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I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
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We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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