Me too!
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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