idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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