Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
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I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
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Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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