Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
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At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
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People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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