I bet he comes in French.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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