He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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