Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
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When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
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Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
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