32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Randomize
