dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
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There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
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We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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