If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
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Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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