i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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