Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
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I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
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I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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