It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
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How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
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Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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