everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
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Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.