everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"