Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
