It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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