I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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