Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
