Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
