My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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