Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Randomize