I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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