i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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