hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
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There r osticjed everywhere
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
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On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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