Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I touched a dick in church today
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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