My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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