well most of my day revolves around power hour
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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