The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
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well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
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You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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