we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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