My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
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