You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
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if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
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Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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