Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
NoShamevember. You game?
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Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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