I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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