She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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