i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
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he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
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What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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