You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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