im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
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just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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