Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
40s are totally the cure
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
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