school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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