Don't you send me to vm
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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