another moral hangover. fuck.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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